How To Tell A Man By His Drink

You can tell a lot about a guy by his choice of beverage!
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How To Tell A Man By His Drink

You can tell a lot about a guy by his choice of beverage!

-Dater Julie


Let’s face it: a lot of the time we meet men at the bar. We’re laid back, having a good time, and it’s inevitable that we’re checking out the merchandise. But how many times have you gotten stuck in a convo with a dude who was cute from afar, but once you started talking, realized he had the IQ of a thumbtack or the ego of Kobe Bryant?

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You can learn a lot about a man without even talking to him. It’s as easy as observing one obvious detail that you may not notice right away: What he’s drinking. Like me after a few too many, an adult beverage says 1,000 words. Including cheap, manly, wimpy, daredevil, boring. You get it.

Beer is probably the most commonly chosen drink by men at a bar. Based on no evidence other than my own two eyes, it’s the All-American choice for guys and girls alike. Saying you don’t like beer is like saying you don’t like apple pie.

But, for as many different kinds of beer, there are as many different kinds of men. There’s the Bud/Coors/Miller man, who is as watered down as his drink. Domestic beers all taste the same. It’s plain and simple. So either homeboy’s just out for a cheap buzz or he’s about as exciting as dirty laundry.

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6 thoughts on “How To Tell A Man By His Drink

  1. I am dating a man who drinks domestic beers sometimes and he has a lot going on and a sparkling personality, so this article is just ridiculous. Is it so that when my mas orders a Bud Light he is boring that day, but the day he orders a Guinness, he is so sophisticated, but not any other time? Give me a break, this is just stupid.

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