Mean Betty: Botox Mom Was a Prank!

Botox mom was paid to pretend to inject her child!

Mean Betty: Botox Mom Was a Prank!

Botox mom was paid to pretend to inject her child!

-Mean Betty

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When Mean Betty heard that Kerry Campbell, the “Botox Mom,” appeared on Good Morning America and told her tale of injecting her doll child with Botox so that she could win kiddie beauty pageants, Meanie really and truly thought the end was nigh! Mean got so worried about the end of the world that she began to stock up on margarita mix. After all, when the stupid inherit the earth, that’s when you know it’s going to end.

This morning, Meanie is sipping on her health tonic, reading the news. It was a quiet lovely morning; the pool boy was communing with nature, the butler was butling, the dog was snoring. Then! Meanie found out the truth about “Botox Mom” and spit her health tonic all over the breakfast table. Quelle gross!

My little ewe lambs, are you ready? There is no “Botox Mom!” This is worse than finding out that there’s no Santa! Kerry Campbell is really an actress by the name of Sheena Upton. She told TMZ  that this was all a stunt by British tabloid, The Sun. “I was provided with the story, instructions and a script to follow for a recorded interview,” Sheena told TMZ.

For the princely sum of $200 (see what Meanie means about the idiots inheriting the earth and the world is ending) to pretend she was a pageant obsessed mom who tortured her child for trophies. When Good Morning America and Inside Edition came calling, and offered this woman “large fees” to appear on their shows, of course she said yes.

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Kittens, you know the rest of the story. Child Protective Services came calling and took her 8-year old child away. So Kerry, now Sheena, had to come clean and tell the truth! It turns out that not only did she never give her child Botox injections; her child has never been in any beauty pageant! Looks like Meanie is going to have the butler stop taping Toddlers and Tiaras now. She was so hoping that she could watch the tyke getting immobilized on film.

TMZ was told by someone from ABC News that they didn’t pay Kerry, uh Sheena a lot of money to appear on the show, but they did pay a broker over $10,000 to license the photos of the mom shooting up her child.

Meanie wonders who is dumber, a mother endangering the relationship with her child for a whopping $200 or ABC News for paying a “broker” over $10,000 for photos.

Mean Betty is so confused now about what is hard news now, that she’s wondering if Charlie Sheen is sane after all!


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