Mean Betty: Can We PLEASE Not Call It “Weinergate”?
Mean Betty is too tired of these sexed up politicians to even give Weiner an eye roll. Just one little request…
Darling ones, mean Betty simply can’t bear it. YET ANOTHER POLITICIAN who can’t keep his pants zipped. Truly, darlings, Meanie doesn’t have it in her to spend too much time or energy on this latest moron, Anthony Weiner, who, after a river of denial has now ‘fessed up to Tweeting racy pics of his, er, weiner, to a woman who is most certainly not his beautiful wife.
Really, pets? Twitter sex scandals? This is what we’ve come to?
Here’s an example of how Weiner tried to handle the release of a very suggestive photo of “someone” in their undies (you can see it here if you really must ) on his Twitter feed:
Apparently the photo in question is just one of many … sounds like Mr. Weiner makes a regular habit of engaging in sleazy cyber “flirtations”. Honestly, Mean Betty doesn’t care about the details … they’re so trite and idiotic. For example, TMZ is reporting that Weiner recently sent emails to a PORN STAR he’d been having some kind of sexy exchange with, giving her tips on dealing with the media.
HOW STUPID IS THIS MAN? Does he not understand that once a word — or an image — has left the (relative) safety of his warped little mind and entered the big, bad cyberworld, IT IS GOING TO GET OUT?
Meanie has only two things to say …
Ok wait — one more nasty detail because you know you want it … RadarOnline.com says the’ve been approached by a woman who says she has over 200 sexually explicit messages from Weiner. They report: “He told the woman he had a ‘ridiculous bulge; in his shorts and asked if she ‘wanna see’ it — almost three months before a photo of an erect penis in tight fitting briefs appeared in the pol’s Twitter stream.”
Ok HERE are the last two things Mean Betty is going to say about this:
1. Huma Abedin (aka Mrs. Weiner), you are a brilliant, beautiful, accomplished woman.
Leave this buffoon IMMEDIATELY.
2. Please, dear ones, for the love of all that is holy, can we please not call this little episode “Weinergate”. Mean Betty just can’t bear it … not so soon after “The Sperminator.”