Mean Betty: Casey Anthony Mask Sells for A Million Dollars on eBay

Casey Anthony mask on eBay: How charming. So many ways to profit off the death of an innocent child!

Mean Betty: Casey Anthony Mask Sells for A Million Dollars on eBay

How charming. So many ways to profit off the death of an innocent child!

-Mean Betty

Casey Anthony mask

Darlings, Mean Betty’s tummy hurts and it’s not from that third martooni last night. Have you heard about this? A hideously life-like mask of Casey Anthony’s face has sold on eBay for approximately one million US dollars.

Casey Anthony mask.



That might take a moment to sink in, you poor dear. Mean Betty will wait.

Sort of amazingly mind-boggling, non?

The Daily Mail reports that the auction for the Casey Anthony mask was being conducted by a Los Angeles-based seller named prophunter.

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“Prophunter” wrote: “Forget Freddy, Jason, Meyers, here’s your chance to scare the *#&% out of everyone and win every costume contest with this amazing Tot Mom latex rubber mask, possibly the most frightening mask on the planet.

“I can almost guarantee it’s the ‘only’ Casey mask on the planet. Sculpted to precision for a parody video by enigmatic pop artist / sculptor Torro, only nine of these film props were made for production and I got my hands on a few after the video wrapped.

“This one is in excellent condition and it is numbered six of nine. I kept one for myself because I know these will be priceless. A significant piece of crime history.”

Someone certainly seems to agree with him — in fact, to get the bidding up that high, more than one person had to agree. Which means, horrifically, that there are AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE on the planet who want a Casey Anthony mask. And that, darlings, is two people too many.

Meanwhile, TMZ is reporting that Casey celebrated her release from prison by swilling beer aboard a private jet. They claim to have seen video footage of this charming event, as describe it thus:

Casey is smiling as she deplanes. Her former lawyer, Todd Macaluso, is also on board. At one point Casey is heard saying, “I concur” — a little legalese she probably picked up from her legal team.

Laughter erupts as someone screams, “De Plane, De Plane.”

The video is being shopped around by Casey’s people, along with anything else that isn’t nailed down.

Kittens, is it just Mean Betty, or does the world seem like a particularly gross today?



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  1. We can blame no one but ourselves for the frenzy that enabled this mask to be sold on eBay for $1M. It’s probably owned by Jose Baez or Cheney Mason, who are trying desperately to secure $1.5M for her initial interview.
    I read all comments that people will “boycott” any network that gets the first interview, but we all know that the innate curiosity in all of us will compel us to watch this murdering sociopath.
    Shame on ANYONE who profits from Caylee’s death! There will be a day of reckoning!

  2. Why are you so shocked. Millions of women murder their chidlren every year through abortion. We still have on the books a law that gives the penalty for destroying a bald eagle egg, $100,000 fine and a year in the federal pen but mudering unborn babies is the right to choose to murder.

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