Mean Betty on Celebrity Beach Disasters

Heidi Montag's massive honeydews, Val Kilmer's cowboy gut and Gerard Depardieu's Birthday suit.
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Mean Betty on Celebrity Beach Disasters

Heidi Montag’s massive honeydews, Val Kilmer’s cowboy gut and Gerard Depardieu’s Birthday suit.

-Mean Betty


It’s Memorial Day, kittens. Mean Betty knows that, alas, this holiday is more about getting to go to the beach on a would-be workday rather than the troops. (Sorry boys and girls). Thus, she felt it her patriotic duty to bring you three celebs in their beach-going (or lack thereof) attire that will make you laugh, cry and shudder in fear. And hopefully put your mind back where it belongs.

Now, Mean Betty understands that people come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Mean Betty would never discriminate against a person for anything they have no control over. That would be unfair of —and Mean Betty is always fair, right pets? But when celebs steps out in all their hot mess glory on purpose, then all is fair game in love and trash talking, n’est pas?


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  1. at first I was speechless – and then I realized that when I don’t look my best, the LAST place you will catch me is in public in a bathing suit – or less – so go me for having more class – and way more sense – than these overpaid, clueless ego maniacs –

  2. Ew. It’s like a bunch of balloons jumped in her chest, and then some one took a bedazzler to it. Not a pretty site. Way too much fake-ie-ness for me. I think I speak for everyone, aye?

  3. Holy Crap! Looking at her ‘girls’ they seem awkward in size, and one has shiny-tight skin…or is it her bikini top that is out of place? The blonde hair is a witch to deal with. The process takes hours, and may put her in a wig before she’s 35. Oh well…these ‘stars’ today want what they want when they want it.
    As for the gentlemen in this article, yikes!

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