Mean Betty On Christina Aguilera
This is getting DIRRTY!
Oh Christina Aguilera, 2011 is not off to a great first quarter! Now, kittens we all know the horror that was the tragic botched Super Bowl performance, but is it really necessary to be drowning your sorrows and beelining it for the West Hollywood Police Department?
Well, well, well, Britney Spears and Mean Betty are just throwing back a couple of designer beverages (Hey, don’t get excited – Britney’s is a Red Bull!) and laughing at how it all really has come around.
Miss Christina was all fine and dandy, parading around her adorbs little son Max and boasting about her perfect marriage, until it all went up in flames as the disfigured National Anthem played in the background. Cut to early Tuesday morning when Xtina was trading makeup tips with incarcerated trannies in the West Hollywood can, after being arrested for public drukenness, and it looks like things really are on quite the downward spiral!
Oh kittens we all know Mean Betty loves a wicked drunk, but don’t go traipsing around the streets of WeHo swerving your vehicle. It’s dangerous! And hey, little Max deserves to play Hungry Hippo in the morning with someone who is not taking breaks every five seconds to pray to the porcelain god! Get it together girl!