Mom Against Elmo

Jennifer Lubell has a toddler in her household who absolutely loves the tiny red critter from Sesame Street named Elmo. The toddler's mother, however, does not!

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Mom Against Elmo

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-Jennifer Lubell

ElmoLike most toddlers under the age of 3, Alex is enamored with Elmo, the shaggy red-haired Sesame Street character with the helium-processed voice.

Our house has become a shrine to this fictitious monster. Elmo dolls are in the toy box and in my son’s bed. Cartoon characters of Elmo and his friends cover his potty training seat. At least several times a week, my husband and I listen to the melodic sounds of “lalalalah, lalalalah, Elmo’s World!” coming from the TV, as Elmo gushes about his daily life to his trusty sidekick, Dorothy the goldfish.

I watch with wonder and perhaps some dismay, as Alex watches the Elmo video with a huge grin on face. I wonder: does he ever smile that widely when he sees me?

Probably not.

While I’m glad that Elmo makes my son happy (and has the uncanny ability to make him sit still for at least an hour while I prepare dinner and in some instances, sneak away for a much needed bathroom break), as an adult, I don’t always see the appeal of this little red creature.

Even more disturbing is the fact that Elmo’s songs often give me a bad case of earworm. Imagine waking up at 3 a.m. to use the toilet, and the first noise that pings inside your brain is “Elmo loves his goldfish … his crayon toooooo!”

Like many adults, I don’t like Barney, either, and I’m thankful that those weird, creepy Teletubbies aren’t popular anymore (I hope. Maybe I’m just out of the loop). Although I think Barney is my least favorite. Elmo may be loud, but he’s not the sanctimonious do-gooder that Barney portrays.

The declarations of love these characters proclaim for their young audience sometimes disturbs me as well. In one of my son’s favorite books, Elmo keeps reminding the reader how much he “looooooves” them, popping from behind bushes and bookcases in the library to declare his feelings.

My husband thinks the book is hilarious and worthy of constant mockery. “Elmo loooooves yoooouu!!!!!” he’ll groan in a deep voice that makes Elmo sound like the Dark Lord of the Sith.

It’s interesting that we spend a good part of our children’s childhoods reassuring them and telling them not to be afraid of the dark and calming them when they wake up from nightmares, yet some of the popular icons these kids look up to are in some ways kind of sinister to begin with.

Not to mention, loud, cloying and irritating.

It makes me nostalgic for Bugs Bunny. As a kid, I remember watching Bugs and Fog Horn Leg Horn and Yosemite Sam, and squealing with delight whenever my dad joined me on the couch to laugh at Bugs’ antics.

What I liked about the Looney Tunes characters is they weren’t preachy or mushy – or creepy for that matter. They weren’t always politically correct, and in Yosemite’s case, sometimes they got downright premenstrual.

I didn’t necessarily learn anything from Bugs. But he did get my father and me to spend some quality time together. Clearly, Bugs Bunny was a character we could both love.

Elmo, if you’re listening, for the sake of my son’s happiness I’ll try to endure your pitchy voice the next time we watch you on video. But don’t expect too much loooooove from me. Or I’ll sic Yosemite Sam on you.

Jennifer Lubell is mom to Alex, her toddler. While they don’t quite see eye to eye on Elmo, she allows him to sleep in her son’s bed.

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0 thoughts on “Mom Against Elmo

  1. Manicmommy says:

    I’ve always been a Grover fan myself.

  2. kitty says:

    I can tolerate Elmo — it’s DORA who drives me crazy! But honestly — both Elmo and Dora are better than the stuff they want to watch when they get older … I’ll take high-pitched weird puppets over slutty Bratz dolls and fresh Hannah Montanta!

  3. lotsowritin25 says:

    i’ll get my kid whatever he wants, as long as its within reason and educational.

  4. Carolyn88 says:

    I liked Bert and Ernie! Did anyone else think they were a closeted gay couple? :)

  5. CAMUS890 says:

    Hilarious! I never liked any of the Sesame Street characters, there’s something rather odd about them, Snoopy was my favorite back in the day!

  6. LUGGY says:

    Elmo is bizarre! That helium voice is enough to send everyone home with a migraine!

  7. happiday says:

    Looney Tunes, the Peanuts Gang, Winnie-the-Pooh. I never tire of the Classics!

  8. Candace Buehner says:

    I am so very sad to say that I find Teletubbies oddly soothing. I have no idea why. Same thing re: Charlie and Lola. It’s those articulate British accents.

  9. Chrysshart says:

    Grover all the way!!!!!

  10. needcoffee says:

    at least he’s better than spongebob who is just flat out weird.

  11. lotsowritin25 says:

    nah i think dora and barney are the worst … leave the red critter alone! ;)

  12. loubell says:

    Elmo’s a bit whacky~
    His voice alone is enough to creep a kid out for life! Can’t they come up with something less annoying?

  13. chaucerleelou says:

    Elmo is a bit goofy, but he’s been around since we were all kids, so I guess he’s stood the test of time—whether that’s good, I don’t know!

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