The Wild Things
Yawn … celebrities having temper tantrums, so like what’s new?
-Mary Beth Sammons
So here’s something new from the world of celeb – dumb. Lindsay Lohan recently made headlines – again – for attacking a photographer over the weekend as she ran into the Beverly Hotel in New York City. Yawn. Snore. It seems the suddenly camera shy Lindsay didn’t want her photo taken so she hit a photographer with her big black handbag. The cops were called via 911, but no tickets were issued.
And that’s news. Sorry (violin), but it’s hard to feel any angst for the supposedly harassed and suddenly shy Lindsay who doesn’t want to have her photo taken. Let’s be real. These days, in Hollywood, it seems the best trick in the world for washed up stars to hype up their media campaigns is to swing a fist or a handbag. In fact we nominated Kanye West for our coveted Boob of the Week award for his paparazzi pounding airport shenanigans just last week!
And what’s up with Lindsay and that ratty gray sweatshirt – didn’t we see it on her recently as she was passed out on the floor of a limo after partying with Sammy? Maybe the next great magazine idea is a weekly “Temper Tantrums in Tinsel Town.” Except the volume would be the size of a Yellow Pages phone book. My idea: Next time the cops get a 911 about a star having a hissy fit, the response should be “who cares.”