Top 11 Reasons Why It’s Awesome Being a Woman

Think about these 11 things the next time you think, "It sucks being a girl."
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Top 11 Reasons Why It’s Awesome Being a Woman

Think about these 11 things the next time you think, “It sucks being a girl.”

-Faye Brennan

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This article is inspired by two things: the recent article posted on CollegeCandy called “Dude’s List: Top 11 Reasons He’s Happy He’s a He Instead of a She,” and the fact that one too many of my girlfriends have said to me lately, “It sucks being a girl.”

Oh, really? Let me remind you of 11 amazing things you dudes and disheartened ladies may have forgotten. Here’s why being a female is simply, unequivocally awesome:

1. Makeup!
Unlike men who wake up and look the same every single day, we have the luxury and privilege to experiment, camouflage, and highlight our best features with makeup. One minute we look like the sweet, sun kissed girl next door with the glossy lips – the next, we’re the sexy siren with the come-hither eyes.

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2. Um hello, free stuff?
Sure, we’ll take that free drink at the bar. Oh, we don’t have to pay cover? And we get the first available cab and an extra scoop of ice cream at Pinkberry because we winked? How does that song go? “I enjoy being a girl…”

3. Boobs
I don’t know if you guys know this, but breasts are pretty amazing. Scratch that, they’re exquisite, no matter their shape or size. And we get to play with them, whenever and wherever we want.

4. Legs for Days
Speaking of body parts, now’s the time of year when we get to show off more of our beautiful assets that leave men weak in the knees: our legs. Skirts, shorts, dresses, bathing suits – you name it, we’re wearing them to show our beautiful stems off. No one wants to see anything on a guy above his knees. Really, dude working out in hot pants. No one.

5. Nice things.
Why do we have such nice apartments, with such beautiful furniture and clean counters and bathrooms? Oh that’s right, because we don’t like living in our own filth, unlike our male counterparts. That’s why many guys don’t have nice things until a woman enters the picture.


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16 thoughts on “Top 11 Reasons Why It’s Awesome Being a Woman

  1. sidneyanne says:

    Lace and bling! Oh yeah, and the pretty undies part.

  2. Lennie Ross says:

    I think men still have it easier in many ways, but I wouldn’t trade being a woman for anything. Cute article. And som very valid points to embrace being a woman!

  3. DiamondLove says:

    We get to wear beautiful dresses for special occasions (like the Oscars), while men have to all look alike with their boring tuxedos.

  4. Fancylingeriestore says:

    Definitely the lingerie!

  5. mannequin says:

    There is no way on earth I would prefer to be a man. Being a woman is the best! I get to go to all the fun stores, while he goes to stupid electronics and hardware stores. Not that I don’t love electronics, but give me Sephora any day!

  6. BrenH says:

    LOVE this post

  7. GiniMacRae says:

    Definitely the lingerie! And the heels! And the pretty dresses! And ALL the “different” looks we can have depending on the day, the situation, our moods, etc.

  8. retronova says:

    This article is a f***ing joke. I almost want to report it for abuse. I don't even know where to start. Most of the things on this list are things primarily done for men and are superficial at best. And don't even get me started on "We have the jobs" and "all the power", because, unless you are a hermit, you know that is the opposite of true. And you know what, you don't need to put down men to feel better about being a woman. Men live in their own filth and buy us pretty things to sleep with us, huh? Disgraceful.

    DISGRACEFUL. You are doing a disservice to women everywhere with trash like this.

    1. owliebub says:

      I agree. This person couldn't have written a more inane, more superficial article if she'd tried. She might as well have said, "It's great being a girl, because you can say the studpidest things and people think you're sooooo CUTE!"

    2. lindsay says:

      Yep also agree, i clicked on this link to feel better about myself but nope.

    3. misty says:

      lol ur so fucked up. women can actually make other humans and go through blood coming out of their asses for a week. and if women weren't so under represented and put down, this article wouldn't exist.

  9. retronova says:

    This article is a f***ing joke. I almost want to report it for abuse. I don’t even know where to start. Most of the things on this list are things primarily done for men and are superficial at best. And don’t even get me started on “We have the jobs” and “all the power”, because, unless you are a hermit, you know that is the opposite of true. And you know what, you don’t need to put down men to feel better about being a woman. Men live in their own filth and buy us pretty things to sleep with us, huh? Disgraceful.

    DISGRACEFUL. You are doing a disservice to women everywhere with trash like this.

  10. asdf says:

    I agree with retronova. This post is fucked up.

  11. Dmoney says:

    Like retronova said…This post pisses me off.

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  13. tammy says:

    jogos de moto are cool and the fats games that can be played guys

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