Woman to Women
Why Am I Still Single?
Why are you still annoying?
OK, so National Singles Week has come and gone, but we still thought this list of comebacks to the single most irritating question ever asked was worth sharing:
1. What? AND SPOIL MY GREAT SEX LIFE??
2. Why aren’t you dating/divorced yet?
3. It gives my mother/father something to live for.
4. I’m not willing to give up on love just yet.
5. Just lucky, I guess.
6. I already have enough LAUNDRY TO DO, thank you.
7. Is this a proposal?
8. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
9. I’m waiting for YOU to get DIVORCED so I can marry your wife/husband.
10. It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
11. The mail-order bride/groom hasn’t arrived from Russia yet.
12. I’m not done boozing and whoring.
13. Because having both a husband AND a child would be redundant.
14. I’d have to forfeit my billion-dollar trust fund.
15. I’m waiting for your son/daughter to turn 18.
16. Because your wife/husband won’t leave you.
17. Why settle for just ONE?
18. Because I haven’t found a partner who can make me as happy as I make myself.
19. So I don’t have to cheat on my left hand.
20. My prince charming made a WRONG TURN.